What the hell is this?: A bangin' ass song from Alaskan rapper duo Eaglez n Ravens where they talk about how hard it is growing up in an Alaskan village where everyone apparently gets hammered and kills each other. I know a softy when I see one, and that heavy fellow is one big softy.
Favorite line in the song?: The guy on auto tune probably said some hard ass lyrics but I can't understand a word he's saying. I'm going to have to go with "All you hear is what's that sound? Just another good person hitting the ground." then the slow look down always gets a laugh out of me.
Other notable mentions: 2:27 has a pretty good gangster stare down. Actually the whole thing is rocking so watch it. It was filmed in a day and edited on window's movie maker. So g.
4. Reh Dogg - Why I Must Cry
What the hell is this?: Well, I'll let Reh Dogg explain it himself "This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it's not about how well the singer is it's about expression of hard times." Times are really tough it seems for poor Reh Dogg.
Best part of the video: There are so many parts that just don't make sense and this was truley hard to decide but i'm going to have to go with 1:42 with the awkward roll to the gun. Runner ups include 2:18 when he's at a batting range for some reason or Reh Dogg in a go kart at 2:44. Very artistic.
3. Bangs - Take You To Da Movies
What the hell is this?: The opening line explains exactly what the song is about and for... girls who enjoy going to the movies. Bangs is from Australia but moved there from Sudan. My friend who lives in Australia told me he saw Bangs live one time and he played this song 3 times in a row and was throwing popcorn in girl's faces which they loved.
Best part of the video: Everything. It's all green screened with basically images they found off of google.
Favorite line in the song: "hold the popcorn and the drink let me pay the money so we can get in" lyrical brilliance.
2. R.A.E.D - No Way
What the hell is this?: I...I don't know. It's like guido core meets verbal diahreah. It's confusing, frightening, and hilarious.
Best part of the video: I seriously have no idea what's going on.
Favorite line in the song?: All I can understand is "No Way". So it's pretty easy to pick that.
1. Insane Clown Posee - Miracles
What the hell is this?: Idiocy at it's finest. Simple as that.
Best part of the video: There's so many epic parts. From one guy explaining off topic about how a bird tried to eat his cell phone, from wondering how magnets work. Magic everywhere in this bitch.
Favorite line in the song?: Water, fire, air and dirt, Fucking magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.
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